Lol
That was pretty funny, here is mine
nce upon a time, there was a Boy kingdom called Mars. Everything was peaceful in Mars until one day a Political creature called Tony Blair attacked. Tony Blair had the Brain of a/an G.Bush and the Beak of a/an Kiwi. He destroyed the whole kingdom and took the princess hostage. It was up to one Gay knight to save Mars, and that knight's name was Sir Pent. As soon as Sir Pent heard that the kingdom was being attacked, he got his lucky Black armor and started riding his Duck to Tony Blair's lair. He took his Flying Chair and Stood on the beast's Little Toe. The beast screamed Poo!!! And then Tickled at Sir Pent almost killing him. Sir Pent used his last bit of energy to Fly Tony Blair away. Thanks to Sir Pent, the kingdom of Mars was saved and Sir Pent and the princess lived happily ever after.